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Yes, it's all Cats fault ...... hehe :lol: :P She seems to have quietly slipped out the back door. Caaaatt yyooohhooo..... :lol:

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All I do is report the news.

It's up to you lot to comment on it. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Well I say that if he really wanted to keep it, he should take it to a taxidermist, have it stuffed, and put it on the mantelpiece. (I don't have to visit him...)

I mean it's pretty much invisible if it's in a bucket!!!!!

:rolleyes:

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Stuffed on the mantlepiece?

Would that make it a toephy?

One heel of a good talking point?

The heart and sole of the room?

Just shoot me <_< :rolleyes:

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YYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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When I was told they would be removing my leg the next day, as my foot was fine, it was the knee that meant I had to have the amputation, I said "can I at least keep the big toe as a reminder?"... I imagined it pickled in a jar, it would make a nice conversation piece I thought.

The surgeon looked me up and down and said "you ghoul!" and walked away.

I assumed I was a ghoul and didn't think anything more of it.... however later I started to think that it was mine after all, he was just removing it, why couldn't I keep it?

Too late now... I still can't decide whether I'm a ghoul or not, but I wish I had that toe.

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Would that make it a toephy?

Isn't that a brown chewy sweet??? :lol: :P

How can a surgeon accuse anyone of being a ghoul when they're prepared to cut the organs from dead people and stuff them into other peoples bodies to keep them alive ;) :P

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"Isn't that a brown chewy sweet???"

Muz....that'd be tofu.

Which we all know is made from the toes of poeple from Fu.

You silly

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YOU ARE ALL BENT AND OFF THE WALL!

I love this group :P

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I think its called Toffy...I am not sure the spelling is correct.

But tofu is something totally different.

But this story has got me on edge...weird...but very inappropriate.

Lesley

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I love it, we had numerous discussions as to what to do with my leg. I voted for an umbrella stand but my other half felt that the big toe could be used as a tap and it could be turned into a wine cooler!

We joked about it so much that when I got my false leg one of our friends came in and saw it hanging off the side of the chair and went a funny shade of green! He spluttered and shook for quite a while before he realised it was not the real one! :huh:

Rachel

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My mate (and best man at my wedding) used to joke with the nurses that he wanted the foot as a drinking goblet. They didn't realise he was joking (I think :unsure: :P ) and thought he was a very sick puppy :lol:

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I think its called Toffy...I am not sure the spelling is correct.

Toffee, the best in England are Thorntons http://www.thorntons.co.uk/

If you've up set the wife, Thortons get you off almost anything, I did say almost anything fella's :rolleyes:

PJ :D

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