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Yes and I'm fed up of waiting now !!!! :rolleyes:

Sorry, for the delay...you'll have to take matters in your own hands until I can "squeeze" you in. :P

( Lord....I'm going to church now....I'll be gargling with the Holy Water!) ;)

Linda

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Yes and I'm fed up of waiting now !!!! :rolleyes:

Sorry, for the delay...you'll have to take matters in your own hands until I can "squeeze" you in. :P

( Lord....I'm going to church now....I'll be gargling with the Holy Water!) ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Linda, I think you'll be needing to do a hell of a lot more than just gargling with that Holy Water! :lol:

How about taking a full shower with it and a loofah??! :lol: :P ;)

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Yes and I'm fed up of waiting now !!!! :wacko:

Sorry, for the delay...you'll have to take matters in your own hands until I can "squeeze" you in. :P

( Lord....I'm going to church now....I'll be gargling with the Holy Water!) ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Linda, I think you'll be needing to do a hell of a lot more than just gargling with that Holy Water! :lol:

How about taking a full shower with it and a loofah??! :lol: :P ;)

Funnily enough, that's just what I was thinking, Afet! :lol:

Linda - do they do total immersion baptisms in your church? ;)

Lizzie :)

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Yes and I'm fed up of waiting now !!!! :wacko:

Sorry, for the delay...you'll have to take matters in your own hands until I can "squeeze" you in. :P

( Lord....I'm going to church now....I'll be gargling with the Holy Water!) ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Linda, I think you'll be needing to do a hell of a lot more than just gargling with that Holy Water! :lol:

How about taking a full shower with it and a loofah??! :lol: :P ;)

Funnily enough, that's just what I was thinking, Afet! :lol:

Linda - do they do total immersion baptisms in your church? ;)

Lizzie :)

Whoa .. Sounds like a baptism by fire if you ask me , but what do I know, I'm stll standing in line waiting patiently till one of you can "squeeze" me in :lol:

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Whoa .. Sounds like a baptism by fire if you ask me , but what do I know, I'm stll standing in line waiting patiently till one of you can "squeeze" me in

Oh...you should have said, Mike! :wacko:

So when's convenient for you? I'm sure one of us could squeeze you into our diary! ;)

Lizzie :)

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Whoa .. Sounds like a baptism by fire if you ask me , but what do I know, I'm stll standing in line waiting patiently till one of you can "squeeze" me in

Oh...you should have said, Mike! :wacko:

So when's convenient for you? I'm sure one of us could squeeze you into our diary! ;)

Lizzie :)

I have the rest of April, May and June free. Oh and I'm not too fussed where you squeeze me :lol: :lol:

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I have the rest of April, May and June free. Oh and I'm not too fussed where you squeeze me :lol: :lol:

Well...I'm a bit tied up at the moment, but May or June is looking good...very good, in fact! :D

But, I wouldn't want to upset anyone and jump the queue... :wacko:

Lizzie :)

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I have the rest of April, May and June free. Oh and I'm not too fussed where you squeeze me :lol: :lol:

But, I wouldn't want to upset anyone and jump the queue... :wacko:

Lizzie :)

Lizzie I have no idea what you could possibly mean :rolleyes:

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But, I wouldn't want to upset anyone and jump the queue... :wacko:

Lizzie I have no idea what you could possibly mean :rolleyes:

Well...I just don't believe you, Mike! :o

Are you telling me that you've been oblivious to some of the ladies, clamouring to at least get a glimpse of this famous package of yours?

Lizzie :)

PS So, all things being equal...is it May or June? ;)

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But, I wouldn't want to upset anyone and jump the queue... :wacko:

Lizzie I have no idea what you could possibly mean :rolleyes:

Well...I just don't believe you, Mike! :o

Are you telling me that you've been oblivious to some of the ladies, clamouring to at least get a glimpse of this famous package of yours?

Lizzie :)

PS So, all things being equal...is it May or June? ;)

I have no knowledge of such distractions, to the pure all things are pure :)

Mike

PS: How about May and June :lol:

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Now that would depend on where you want to go Lizzie ;)
:lol: :D :lol:

You are 'a one' aren't you, Mike! :lol:

I'm not fussy...as long as the scenery's good.

Lizzie :)

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It reads to me like our friend Mike is painting himself into a corner.

You know the old saying: "With one woman a man is a king - any more and he's a fool"

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anymore and he'd get a slap round the face if he were mine :P :D :lol: :P

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Well...I'm a bit tied up at the moment

:wacko:

It's a commonly used (British) figure of speech, Marcus...it means that I'm busy...but then you knew that already, didn't you? ;)

Lizzie :)

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I give in, I didn't ask for any of this.

The package is now officially withdrawn and I'm going back to the monastery :(

Ahhhhh...Mike...it was only a bit of a laugh...(the sympathy vote's working by the way ;))...does this mean that none of us will now get a ride on your bike? :(

Lizzie :)

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The package is now officially withdrawn and I'm going back to the monastery

That was the "package" I found floating in the Holy Water???? :wacko: I thought it was the loofah Afet wanted me to use! :o

Linda

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Fantastic and amusing posts

I've been in stitches reading this dialogue :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D :lol: :D :lol: Never thought such blatant flirting could happen on this "amputee" forum

Keep it up> Ooops What have I said

The package is now officially withdrawn and I'm going back to the monastery

Don't forget that the "stallion" is still available somewhere on this forum

:lol: :lol: :D :D

John

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Fantastic and amusing posts

I've been in stitches reading this dialogue :lol: :lol: :lol:

:D :lol: :D :lol: Never thought such blatant flirting could happen on this "amputee" forum

John

Flirting ... What flirting .. Why am I never included in these things :wacko:

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What are you lot like??? :D :D :D Smutty devils :D

That's a bit rich coming from you, Muz! :o

Fantastic and amusing posts...I've been in stitches reading this dialogue :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ahhh...thanks, John...you're just too kind! :D

Lizzie :)

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