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Mike, are you so shocked that Linda would be socialising with young non commisioned soldiers (well apart from the obvious BIG age difference between her and them :D).

Besides it's probably safer partying with privates than swimming with seamen (sailors are a lot worse ;)) :lol:

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Besides it's probably safer partying with privates than swimming with seamen (sailors are a lot worse ;)) :lol:

I was wondering when you'd come out with that line, Muz :D

I've been waiting for it patiently for months :P

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Mike....

Your deductions are quite accurate. Including the one's relating to my Catholic virtuous background. I still have my uniform if you'd like me to wear it I will. :P

Yes, the pope is German as are you Michael...but good old Pope John was Polish & he gave me absolution! Holy water is just like perfume to me.I don't need it as much as it compliments me.

Linda

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Including the one's relating to my Catholic virtuous background. I still have my uniform if you'd like me to wear it I will. :P

Don't bother, I've heard its a filthy habit :)

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Besides it's probably safer partying with privates than swimming with seamen (sailors are a lot worse ;)) :lol:

Maybe todays sailors. The soldiers 50 years ago matched up pretty well. I was there. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Hi guys,

I must admit, for 5 minutes I was not sure if Afet might

have deleted my post (using the edit button), or Linda

might have ended our friendship - :ph34r:

Neverthelesss I must admit that imagining Linda in her

schoolgirl's uniform with pigtails does kind of turn me on.

Might even feature in my dreams tonight. :D

I have, however, heard that girls educated by catholic nuns are the

naughtiest of the lot. ;)

Love,

Mike

P.S. Remember, my wife will be absent for another 4 weeks.

So there can be no harm in innocent day or nightdreaming. B)

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I have, however, heard that girls educated by catholic nuns are the

naughtiest of the lot.

Thus the dirty "habit"..right Muz?

Perhaps when in Rome you might want to stop by the Vatican & beg forgiveness. ;)

Linda

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Including the one's relating to my Catholic virtuous background. I still have my uniform if you'd like me to wear it I will. :P

Don't bother, I've heard its a filthy habit :)

Priceless, Muz :lol: :lol:

Linda, it looks like you and your 'dirty habit' need a shower too :lol: ;)

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Linda, it looks like you and your 'dirty habit' need a shower too

Ok...I'll get my rubber ducky & I'll bring the lubricant...for Mike's helmet! I ain't getting in unless we remove the helmet. I'm not into dressing up. Well, except for the uniform fior MikeGermany).

Linda

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Shall I bring my Wet Wet Wet CD ;) :lol:

can't quite believe that you're admiting to owning that!!!!!! :P :P :P

Well I admit to borrowing it and never taking it back, but having said that it's perfect for Afet's shower party.

And i do believe the invites are just about to go out ;)

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Linda, it looks like you and your 'dirty habit' need a shower too

Ok...I'll get my rubber ducky & I'll bring the lubricant...for Mike's helmet! I ain't getting in unless we remove the helmet.

Linda

OK you win the helmet comes OFF ... Tomorrow :ph34r: ;)

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Shall I bring my Wet Wet Wet CD ;) :lol:

No. I think Wet Willie's more appropriate - "The Wetter The Better"

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OK you win the helmet comes OFF ... Tomorrow

WOOOWHOOOO!

The helmet comes off tomorrow bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow we'll see head. Just thinking about tomorrow...clears away the tub ring in her shower. Tomorrow..... tomorrow.... the helmet... tomorrow...we're only... a day.... a...way!!!!!!! :P

Linda

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OK you win the helmet comes OFF ... Tomorrow

WOOOWHOOOO!

The helmet comes off tomorrow bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow we'll see head. Just thinking about tomorrow...clears away the tub ring in her shower. Tomorrow..... tomorrow.... the helmet... tomorrow...we're only... a day.... a...way!!!!!!! :P

.. PMSL!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Whoa, I must be lost... :huh:

Has anybody seen that thread about accomplishments, like standing in the shower? :P

I was looking for it and stumbled onto this. :D Is this where the adults hang out?

And what's all this business about Mike taking off his helmet? I hope that's not in reference to the "Purple Helmets?" ;)

In the Marine Corps, they taught us to respect the ladies, don't eat too fast, never to use foul language, not to drink too much,...Wow, what a culture shock. You people are crazy!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

OK, I'm leaving. Yes, I know where the door is. And, no, I won't let it hit me in the *ss! :P

Now, where is that thread about flower arranging.... :blink:

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In the Marine Corps, they taught us to respect the ladies, don't eat too fast, never to use foul language, not to drink too much,...Wow, what a culture shock. You people are crazy!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Really?? I don't think the bootnecks over here receive that sort of education :lol: Besides I don't think you'll there's any ladies here :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Now, where is that thread about flower arranging.... :blink:

Well, I do declare! I was about to say it is just these naughty ladies from the UK, but then I remembered our Linda is from Chicago, so we can't blame it on Tony Blair!

(Marilyn mumbling, going back to her flower gardens... Yep, I am so-o-o-o above all this! :huh: )

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Besides I don't think you'll there's any ladies here :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think you may be wrong there Muz... cos I managed to find a particularly fine specimen on my travels...

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:lol: :P :lol:

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Well, if that's Muz's idea of a real lady...then I should be glad I'm not one...according to Muz's standards. :lol:

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:lol: :lol: .I've been waiting for that pic to come back...poor Muz won't see it till he gets back

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OK you win the helmet comes OFF ... Tomorrow

WOOOWHOOOO!

The helmet comes off tomorrow bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow we'll see head. Just thinking about tomorrow...clears away the tub ring in her shower. Tomorrow..... tomorrow.... the helmet... tomorrow...we're only... a day.... a...way!!!!!!! :P

Linda

YES ... tomorrow, but i'm going to clean my helmet first ... in the shower ;) ... wonder if Afet will let me use hers :blink:

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:lol: :lol: .I've been waiting for that pic to come back...poor Muz won't see it till he gets back

Its the expression of the guy dressed as a cow that I like. :lol:

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YES ... tomorrow, but i'm going to clean my helmet first ... in the shower ;) ... wonder if Afet will let me use hers :unsure:

Didn't know Afet had a helmet :unsure:

RashingFrashingWrarraFrarraWrash Cat Dastardly, yes Muz has seen the pic :lol:

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