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I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?).

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and Ivs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me. :)

-Bill

(Thanks for the avatar Cat)

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ROFLMAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog(?).

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and Ivs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned.

I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a car hit me. :)

-Bill

(Thanks for the avatar Cat)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Love it!

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Hey lady here's your sign.... Man, I am using this....that's story is AWESOME.....!!!!! B)

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:lol:

(Thanks for the avatar Cat)

You're welcome :)

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:lol: :P :lol: :rolleyes: :lol: :lol: That is a blast!! I would have liked to saw her face!! lol :lol: :lol:

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