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Ahhh...you poor love....you really need some cookery lessons, don't you? Here's a 'tried and trusted' recipe for Rice Krispie cakes. :) Erm...and perhaps you could do with some (online) shopping lessons too? ;)

Lizzie :)

Lizzie, Rice Krispie cakes are one of our family favourites - one of hubby's variations is adding marshmellows and creamy toffees (in place of the chocolate) melting all down with butter and then adding the Krispies.

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Ally this should help with your cooking:

PREPARING A TURKEY

1: Go buy a turkey

2: Take a drink of whiskey, or JD

3: Put turkey in the oven

4: Take another two drinks of whiskey

5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

7: Turn oven the on

8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

9: Turk the bastey

10: Whiskey another bottle of get

11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

14: Take the oven out of the turkey

15: Take the oven out of the turkey

16: Floor the turkey up off the pick

17: Turk the carvey

18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Hic.....thanksh Shparky....

:lol:

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Food for thought

Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, "You know, I just can't seem to get a tender Missionary. I've baked them, I've roasted them, I've stewed them, I've barbecued them, I've tried every sort of marinade. I just cannot seem to get them tender."

The second cannibal asks, "What kind of Missionary do you use?"

The other replied, "You know, the ones that hang out at that place at the bend of the river. They have those brown cloaks with a rope around the waist and they're sort of bald on top with a funny ring of hair on their heads."

"Ah, ha!" the second cannibal replies. "No wonder ... those are friars!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Two cannibals raided a circus and managed to grab a clown.

Later that day as they dined one said to the other.

"Mine tastes funny"

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:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

The short ones are always the best ones

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:P :P :P :P :P :P You guys crack me up.....keep up the good work!!!!!!!!

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A very simple way to roast a turkey and get it just right.

Place a turkey in the oven.

Add a chicken to the oven.

Start the oven.

Check every 15 minutes.

When the chicken is black, the turkey is done.

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