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Good vs Evil

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach,

green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man would live long and

healthy lives.

But Satan created McDonald's. And McDonald's brought forth the 99-cent

double cheeseburger. And McDonald's said to Man, "You want fries with

that?" And Man said, "Supersize them." And Man gained pounds.

And God said, "Try my crispy fresh salad." But Satan created ice cream.

And man gained pounds.

And God said, "I have sent thee heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil

with which to cook them." But Satan created chicken-fried steak, so big

it needs its own platter. And Man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol

went through the roof.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those extra

pounds. But Satan created cable TV with remote control so Man would not

have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2. So Man watched

others exercise and Man gained pounds.

And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and

brimming with nutrition. But Satan created deep-fat fried potatoes

called potato chips and sour cream dip. And Man clutched his remote

control and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol. It tasted

good but Man went into cardiac arrest.

And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery. But Satan ran the

Health Care System.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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love it! :lol: :lol: :P :P

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Very good, like it a lot.

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