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The government & old farmers

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A Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and said

to the old farmer, "I'm here to inspect your farm."

The old farmer said, "You'd better not go out in that field."

The Ag representative said in a demanding tone, "I have the authority

of the U. S. Government behind me. See this card? I am allowed to go

wherever I wish on agricultural land."

So the old farmer went about his chores. In a few minutes, he heard

loud screams and saw the Department of Agriculture rep running for his

life, headed for the fence. Close behind, and gaining with every step,

was the farmer's prize bull, nostrils flaring, madder than a nest full of

hornets.

The old farmer cupped his hands to his mouth and yelled out, "Show

Him Your Card! Show Him Your Card!"

-Bill

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HA HA HA!!! I love that one!

The government is planning on changing how they charge for tax over here, they're gonna send people in with cameras to every home to take photos from your windows to see how nice your views from them are etc. I can't wait for them to meet my dogs! i'm gonna use that same line! "show em your card" :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Things aren't any different sometimes no matter what side of the pond we are on. Very good Bill, I like that one.

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Cheers for that bill im smiling now .

Raven

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Speaking of bulls....

As all the cattle were grazing in the pasture, a huge gust of wind blew in and all the cows fell down but somehow the bulls didn't. Just as they were getting up, along came another gust, and all the cows fell down again. After it happened a third time, one of the cows said, what's going on here? When the wind blows hard, we all fall over but you bulls don't. What gives? The head bull looked at her and said, well, we bulls wobble but we don't fall down.

;)

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