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HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS

(Actual writings from hospital charts)

1. The patient refused autopsy.

2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.

3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.

4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.

5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.

6. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.

7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.

8 The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.

9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful.

11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

12. She is numb from her toes down.

13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.

14. The skin was moist and dry.

15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.

16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.

17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.

18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.

19 I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation.

21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

22 . The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

23. Skin: somewhat pale but present.

24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor.

25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.

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That is so funny! My mom, who works in a hospital, loved it!

Thanks!

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:lol:

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I work in a hospital, and I thought that was just sooooo funny!!!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

...convulsing with mirth!

Thanks, Jim!

... :lol:

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:lol: :lol:

Jim, like Roz, they have caused involuntary muscular contractions as well.

Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work?

So she could draw blood.

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:wub:

Jim

How hysterical. Sad but true I was a hospital worker another lifetime ago and yes I have seen these types of comments. The truly hysterical are not here I wish I could see many of the bloopers that I did see.

I am sure if we all looked at all of OUR records from way back when to present we would roll off the chair in laughter.

Thanks

Paula

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