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Funny One liners

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I'm not sure where I picked this up but its a paper called calloed 101 of the world's funniest one liners..

Borrow money from a pesimist, they don't expect it back

Few women admit their age, few men act it

I took a IQ test, and the results were negative

IRS, we got what it takes to take, what you got

I can handle pain till it hurts

National athheists day is April 1st

Whats another word for Theasarus?

No matter where you go, you're there!

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I'm not sure where I picked this up but its a paper called calloed 101 of the world's funniest one liners..

Few women admit their age, few men act it

I LOVE this one! It's pretty true!

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