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Late last night, while dancing naked, I got cold feet, so I decided that I needed someone to put on a striped to sock to keep my little pinky warm. I called to find out who was around to perform this task, but everyone was recovering from a whiskey-induced hangover. They seemed extremely annoyed at being awoken, jeering at me when I screamed. "Where's my goat!"

The goat was found, dyed pink, with a frilly hat, and a big smile. Not to mention the giant earring hanging from his cute white ear lobe. I took him inside the goat cheese factory where they proceeded to photograph his brilliant blue eyes. While there I had an urge to sample their soaps and lotions, which, being naked, I smothered all the photographers with my arm pits.

All at once, each photographer fell under a spell, the goat escaped, cheese started melting, and I continued

smearing melted cheese in my hair. The aforementioned soaps were eaten by my hungry boyfriend, Geronimo Von Mellencamp. During that time, Geronimo's wife, Muffy, learned about me and my antics with the elephant and the pygmy, as bubbles erupted in the molten cheese, I screamed " Ilove cheese !! But not in my whiskey sour!" Geronimo's wife immediately grabbed some ice to cool the boiling cheese, forgetting for a moment that the pygmy was standing next in line for his turn to have a nibble.

The pigmy shouted, Hey broad, MOVE. Astonished, Muffy said, KISS MY GOAT!! Geronimo yelled loudly

"I'm blowing bubbles" and everyone dived for cover away from the windows. The bubbles from the boiling cheese smelled like the really dirty, rotten socks you find under the cushions of your brother's hideous, purple chair!! But with a certain sweet smell to drive Tammie wild! An air freshener (subtle mushroom overtones) purchased by Lizzie, over-used by Cat, as her perfume wafted through the asylum's open window. A goblin sniffed Marcia's big toe, acutely aware of the fact that the fumes may unexpectedly ignite. However...the goblin was following a sequential protocol regarding toe sniffing, by sniffing one toe, then writing his impressions down using the pen-name "Marcia della Capra", which means beautiful. Meanwhile, Sparky snickered at the turkey. The damn fool was dancing on the banquet table, loaded with scrumptious food and an unconscious JohnnyV. JohnnyV!!!! said the madly dancing turkey carcass on steroids, Muffy wants you playing the washboard and dancing the Doh-si-Doh so that Tammie and Cat, watched Neal as Marcia dyed his nose hairs blonde.

The doorbell chimed, Neal screamed hideously, golly that hurt! The door creaked, and in walked Cheryl with a rubber leotard on. In her hands was a whip that Lizzie wanted to use on Jerry, aka Fivestring. Ann (eag) was trembling, Ally yelled, "NO, Shane is coming to the rescue!" Shane laughed, mwaawhaha!

"What's going on, here?" cried the jolly green giant. "Where are the tiny green workers? Shane laughed again, this time farting, "they're in Munchkinland, breaking prosthetics, so their short stature would definitely be the model used next.

Glinda's bubble appeared and Marcia's Oz, fainted dead away. Oh, No, No. OH YES, shouted the evil Shane. The great Oz, began to rouse; "What a nightmare!" where's my clothes? A beautiful pair of sapphire sequined work boots appeared in the mist and walked towards Oz, who cringed, "what is happening,who's watching me, where'd Lizzie go? HEY !.... Niiiiicce Boots !!!!!"

Donning the boots, he walked toward the window and clicked his heels three times before he turned into something that resembled the Eiffel tower. He clicked again and turned into a wall painting of a young Elvis Presley. Thrilled with this, he decided to practice his singing of Christmas carols. "It'll be a bbbbbllue Christmas without you, I'll be so bluehoohoohoo...this Christmas." Suddenly, he lost suction. He lost what? (prosthetic to stump) and fell to the floor in a one-legged heap!

"Good grief", said Charlie Brown, "Now what are you planning to do with Snoopy? Where's Red Baron?"

Just then, a wonderful sound was heard coming from the other side of Linus' blanket, "Woo Whoo" cried Pigpen and Lucy. Let's build a baby. We could make a lovely, lively, little Munchkin! We will name it after Geronimo's best friend Sparky! Cherylm threw a blueprint on the table and began to undress seductively in front of all the OTHER naked people in the room. Then she paused and said, "Isn't this getting a little TOO 'alternative' for a family forum?"

About that time, Elvis shows up. "I'm all shook up...her driving was absolutely, incredibly, fantastic!!!!"

Sarcasm was not something Elvis usually was good at. He was a honest sort of guy, a southern speaking, good looking, straightforward fellow who loved to sing. Sort of sickening to hear nowadays since he's actually dead.

Looking quite alive, Neal started to impersonate The King. Shaking his booty, and singing here comes Santa Claus, suddenly Sparky shouted "HOLD IT, HOLD ~ look @ Cat's new avatar! It's winking at me and the pygmy and I don't condone such behavior. It must stop!" '' I think he's flirting with me !'' Said Dave as he started blushing turning extremely red. Noooooo, the King said, I was (Marcia) not allowed to do that. "Cats don't flirt!!" OK!! sorry 'bout that. Here's some catnip!' "Aaalllriiiiigghhhhhhttttttt," replied Cat, "if you insist. Let's all dance the cha cha slide; Marcia'll teach us!" 'Woohooooo' shouted JohnnyV, 'I'll play washboard", Ally will sing, then we dance!! HAPPY 2008 EVERYONE !!! Breaking open a bottle of cognac; no, no champagne, the party began. "Shake a leg" replied Sparky laughingly..."Oops it fell off into the

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Late last night, while dancing naked, I got cold feet, so I decided that I needed someone to put on a striped to sock to keep my little pinky warm. I called to find out who was around to perform this task, but everyone was recovering from a whiskey-induced hangover. They seemed extremely annoyed at being awoken, jeering at me when I screamed. "Where's my goat!"

The goat was found, dyed pink, with a frilly hat, and a big smile. Not to mention the giant earring hanging from his cute white ear lobe. I took him inside the goat cheese factory where they proceeded to photograph his brilliant blue eyes. While there I had an urge to sample their soaps and lotions, which, being naked, I smothered all the photographers with my arm pits.

All at once, each photographer fell under a spell, the goat escaped, cheese started melting, and I continued

smearing melted cheese in my hair. The aforementioned soaps were eaten by my hungry boyfriend, Geronimo Von Mellencamp. During that time, Geronimo's wife, Muffy, learned about me and my antics with the elephant and the pygmy, as bubbles erupted in the molten cheese, I screamed " Ilove cheese !! But not in my whiskey sour!" Geronimo's wife immediately grabbed some ice to cool the boiling cheese, forgetting for a moment that the pygmy was standing next in line for his turn to have a nibble.

The pigmy shouted, Hey broad, MOVE. Astonished, Muffy said, KISS MY GOAT!! Geronimo yelled loudly

"I'm blowing bubbles" and everyone dived for cover away from the windows. The bubbles from the boiling cheese smelled like the really dirty, rotten socks you find under the cushions of your brother's hideous, purple chair!! But with a certain sweet smell to drive Tammie wild! An air freshener (subtle mushroom overtones) purchased by Lizzie, over-used by Cat, as her perfume wafted through the asylum's open window. A goblin sniffed Marcia's big toe, acutely aware of the fact that the fumes may unexpectedly ignite. However...the goblin was following a sequential protocol regarding toe sniffing, by sniffing one toe, then writing his impressions down using the pen-name "Marcia della Capra", which means beautiful. Meanwhile, Sparky snickered at the turkey. The *** fool was dancing on the banquet table, loaded with scrumptious food and an unconscious JohnnyV. JohnnyV!!!! said the madly dancing turkey carcass on steroids, Muffy wants you playing the washboard and dancing the Doh-si-Doh so that Tammie and Cat, watched Neal as Marcia dyed his nose hairs blonde.

The doorbell chimed, Neal screamed hideously, golly that hurt! The door creaked, and in walked Cheryl with a rubber leotard on. In her hands was a whip that Lizzie wanted to use on Jerry, aka Fivestring. Ann (eag) was trembling, Ally yelled, "NO, Shane is coming to the rescue!" Shane laughed, mwaawhaha!

"What's going on, here?" cried the jolly green giant. "Where are the tiny green workers? Shane laughed again, this time farting, "they're in Munchkinland, breaking prosthetics, so their short stature would definitely be the model used next.

Glinda's bubble appeared and Marcia's Oz, fainted dead away. Oh, No, No. OH YES, shouted the evil Shane. The great Oz, began to rouse; "What a nightmare!" where's my clothes? A beautiful pair of sapphire sequined work boots appeared in the mist and walked towards Oz, who cringed, "what is happening,who's watching me, where'd Lizzie go? HEY !.... Niiiiicce Boots !!!!!"

Donning the boots, he walked toward the window and clicked his heels three times before he turned into something that resembled the Eiffel tower. He clicked again and turned into a wall painting of a young Elvis Presley. Thrilled with this, he decided to practice his singing of Christmas carols. "It'll be a bbbbbllue Christmas without you, I'll be so bluehoohoohoo...this Christmas." Suddenly, he lost suction. He lost what? (prosthetic to stump) and fell to the floor in a one-legged heap!

"Good grief", said Charlie Brown, "Now what are you planning to do with Snoopy? Where's Red Baron?"

Just then, a wonderful sound was heard coming from the other side of Linus' blanket, "Woo Whoo" cried Pigpen and Lucy. Let's build a baby. We could make a lovely, lively, little Munchkin! We will name it after Geronimo's best friend Sparky! Cherylm threw a blueprint on the table and began to undress seductively in front of all the OTHER naked people in the room. Then she paused and said, "Isn't this getting a little TOO 'alternative' for a family forum?"

About that time, Elvis shows up. "I'm all shook up...her driving was absolutely, incredibly, fantastic!!!!"

Sarcasm was not something Elvis usually was good at. He was a honest sort of guy, a southern speaking, good looking, straightforward fellow who loved to sing. Sort of sickening to hear nowadays since he's actually dead.

Looking quite alive, Neal started to impersonate The King. Shaking his booty, and singing here comes Santa Claus, suddenly Sparky shouted "HOLD IT, HOLD ~ look @ Cat's new avatar! It's winking at me and the pygmy and I don't condone such behavior. It must stop!" '' I think he's flirting with me !'' Said Dave as he started blushing turning extremely red. Noooooo, the King said, I was (Marcia) not allowed to do that. "Cats don't flirt!!" OK!! sorry 'bout that. Here's some catnip!' "Aaalllriiiiigghhhhhhttttttt," replied Cat, "if you insist. Let's all dance the cha cha slide; Marcia'll teach us!" 'Woohooooo' shouted JohnnyV, 'I'll play washboard", Ally will sing, then we dance!! HAPPY 2008 EVERYONE !!! Breaking open a bottle of cognac; no, no champagne, the party began. "Shake a leg" replied Sparky laughingly..."Oops it fell off into the sea of bubbles."

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Late last night, while dancing naked, I got cold feet, so I decided that I needed someone to put on a striped to sock to keep my little pinky warm. I called to find out who was around to perform this task, but everyone was recovering from a whiskey-induced hangover. They seemed extremely annoyed at being awoken, jeering at me when I screamed. "Where's my goat!"

The goat was found, dyed pink, with a frilly hat, and a big smile. Not to mention the giant earring hanging from his cute white ear lobe. I took him inside the goat cheese factory where they proceeded to photograph his brilliant blue eyes. While there I had an urge to sample their soaps and lotions, which, being naked, I smothered all the photographers with my arm pits.

All at once, each photographer fell under a spell, the goat escaped, cheese started melting, and I continued

smearing melted cheese in my hair. The aforementioned soaps were eaten by my hungry boyfriend, Geronimo Von Mellencamp. During that time, Geronimo's wife, Muffy, learned about me and my antics with the elephant and the pygmy, as bubbles erupted in the molten cheese, I screamed " Ilove cheese !! But not in my whiskey sour!" Geronimo's wife immediately grabbed some ice to cool the boiling cheese, forgetting for a moment that the pygmy was standing next in line for his turn to have a nibble.

The pigmy shouted, Hey broad, MOVE. Astonished, Muffy said, KISS MY GOAT!! Geronimo yelled loudly

"I'm blowing bubbles" and everyone dived for cover away from the windows. The bubbles from the boiling cheese smelled like the really dirty, rotten socks you find under the cushions of your brother's hideous, purple chair!! But with a certain sweet smell to drive Tammie wild! An air freshener (subtle mushroom overtones) purchased by Lizzie, over-used by Cat, as her perfume wafted through the asylum's open window. A goblin sniffed Marcia's big toe, acutely aware of the fact that the fumes may unexpectedly ignite. However...the goblin was following a sequential protocol regarding toe sniffing, by sniffing one toe, then writing his impressions down using the pen-name "Marcia della Capra", which means beautiful. Meanwhile, Sparky snickered at the turkey. The *** fool was dancing on the banquet table, loaded with scrumptious food and an unconscious JohnnyV. JohnnyV!!!! said the madly dancing turkey carcass on steroids, Muffy wants you playing the washboard and dancing the Doh-si-Doh so that Tammie and Cat, watched Neal as Marcia dyed his nose hairs blonde.

The doorbell chimed, Neal screamed hideously, golly that hurt! The door creaked, and in walked Cheryl with a rubber leotard on. In her hands was a whip that Lizzie wanted to use on Jerry, aka Fivestring. Ann (eag) was trembling, Ally yelled, "NO, Shane is coming to the rescue!" Shane laughed, mwaawhaha!

"What's going on, here?" cried the jolly green giant. "Where are the tiny green workers? Shane laughed again, this time farting, "they're in Munchkinland, breaking prosthetics, so their short stature would definitely be the model used next.

Glinda's bubble appeared and Marcia's Oz, fainted dead away. Oh, No, No. OH YES, shouted the evil Shane. The great Oz, began to rouse; "What a nightmare!" where's my clothes? A beautiful pair of sapphire sequined work boots appeared in the mist and walked towards Oz, who cringed, "what is happening,who's watching me, where'd Lizzie go? HEY !.... Niiiiicce Boots !!!!!"

Donning the boots, he walked toward the window and clicked his heels three times before he turned into something that resembled the Eiffel tower. He clicked again and turned into a wall painting of a young Elvis Presley. Thrilled with this, he decided to practice his singing of Christmas carols. "It'll be a bbbbbllue Christmas without you, I'll be so bluehoohoohoo...this Christmas." Suddenly, he lost suction. He lost what? (prosthetic to stump) and fell to the floor in a one-legged heap!

"Good grief", said Charlie Brown, "Now what are you planning to do with Snoopy? Where's Red Baron?"

Just then, a wonderful sound was heard coming from the other side of Linus' blanket, "Woo Whoo" cried Pigpen and Lucy. Let's build a baby. We could make a lovely, lively, little Munchkin! We will name it after Geronimo's best friend Sparky! Cherylm threw a blueprint on the table and began to undress seductively in front of all the OTHER naked people in the room. Then she paused and said, "Isn't this getting a little TOO 'alternative' for a family forum?"

About that time, Elvis shows up. "I'm all shook up...her driving was absolutely, incredibly, fantastic!!!!"

Sarcasm was not something Elvis usually was good at. He was a honest sort of guy, a southern speaking, good looking, straightforward fellow who loved to sing. Sort of sickening to hear nowadays since he's actually dead.

Looking quite alive, Neal started to impersonate The King. Shaking his booty, and singing here comes Santa Claus, suddenly Sparky shouted "HOLD IT, HOLD ~ look @ Cat's new avatar! It's winking at me and the pygmy and I don't condone such behavior. It must stop!" '' I think he's flirting with me !'' Said Dave as he started blushing turning extremely red. Noooooo, the King said, I was (Marcia) not allowed to do that. "Cats don't flirt!!" OK!! sorry 'bout that. Here's some catnip!' "Aaalllriiiiigghhhhhhttttttt," replied Cat, "if you insist. Let's all dance the cha cha slide; Marcia'll teach us!" 'Woohooooo' shouted JohnnyV, 'I'll play washboard", Ally will sing, then we dance!! HAPPY 2008 EVERYONE !!! Breaking open a bottle of cognac; no, no champagne, the party began. "Shake a leg" replied Sparky laughingly..."Oops it fell off into the sea of bubbles What a fairytale.

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Late last night, while dancing naked, I got cold feet, so I decided that I needed someone to put on a striped to sock to keep my little pinky warm. I called to find out who was around to perform this task, but everyone was recovering from a whiskey-induced hangover. They seemed extremely annoyed at being awoken, jeering at me when I screamed. "Where's my goat!"

The goat was found, dyed pink, with a frilly hat, and a big smile. Not to mention the giant earring hanging from his cute white ear lobe. I took him inside the goat cheese factory where they proceeded to photograph his brilliant blue eyes. While there I had an urge to sample their soaps and lotions, which, being naked, I smothered all the photographers with my arm pits.

All at once, each photographer fell under a spell, the goat escaped, cheese started melting, and I continued

smearing melted cheese in my hair. The aforementioned soaps were eaten by my hungry boyfriend, Geronimo Von Mellencamp. During that time, Geronimo's wife, Muffy, learned about me and my antics with the elephant and the pygmy, as bubbles erupted in the molten cheese, I screamed " Ilove cheese !! But not in my whiskey sour!" Geronimo's wife immediately grabbed some ice to cool the boiling cheese, forgetting for a moment that the pygmy was standing next in line for his turn to have a nibble.

The pigmy shouted, Hey broad, MOVE. Astonished, Muffy said, KISS MY GOAT!! Geronimo yelled loudly

"I'm blowing bubbles" and everyone dived for cover away from the windows. The bubbles from the boiling cheese smelled like the really dirty, rotten socks you find under the cushions of your brother's hideous, purple chair!! But with a certain sweet smell to drive Tammie wild! An air freshener (subtle mushroom overtones) purchased by Lizzie, over-used by Cat, as her perfume wafted through the asylum's open window. A goblin sniffed Marcia's big toe, acutely aware of the fact that the fumes may unexpectedly ignite. However...the goblin was following a sequential protocol regarding toe sniffing, by sniffing one toe, then writing his impressions down using the pen-name "Marcia della Capra", which means beautiful. Meanwhile, Sparky snickered at the turkey. The *** fool was dancing on the banquet table, loaded with scrumptious food and an unconscious JohnnyV. JohnnyV!!!! said the madly dancing turkey carcass on steroids, Muffy wants you playing the washboard and dancing the Doh-si-Doh so that Tammie and Cat, watched Neal as Marcia dyed his nose hairs blonde.

The doorbell chimed, Neal screamed hideously, golly that hurt! The door creaked, and in walked Cheryl with a rubber leotard on. In her hands was a whip that Lizzie wanted to use on Jerry, aka Fivestring. Ann (eag) was trembling, Ally yelled, "NO, Shane is coming to the rescue!" Shane laughed, mwaawhaha!

"What's going on, here?" cried the jolly green giant. "Where are the tiny green workers? Shane laughed again, this time farting, "they're in Munchkinland, breaking prosthetics, so their short stature would definitely be the model used next.

Glinda's bubble appeared and Marcia's Oz, fainted dead away. Oh, No, No. OH YES, shouted the evil Shane. The great Oz, began to rouse; "What a nightmare!" where's my clothes? A beautiful pair of sapphire sequined work boots appeared in the mist and walked towards Oz, who cringed, "what is happening,who's watching me, where'd Lizzie go? HEY !.... Niiiiicce Boots !!!!!"

Donning the boots, he walked toward the window and clicked his heels three times before he turned into something that resembled the Eiffel tower. He clicked again and turned into a wall painting of a young Elvis Presley. Thrilled with this, he decided to practice his singing of Christmas carols. "It'll be a bbbbbllue Christmas without you, I'll be so bluehoohoohoo...this Christmas." Suddenly, he lost suction. He lost what? (prosthetic to stump) and fell to the floor in a one-legged heap!

"Good grief", said Charlie Brown, "Now what are you planning to do with Snoopy? Where's Red Baron?"

Just then, a wonderful sound was heard coming from the other side of Linus' blanket, "Woo Whoo" cried Pigpen and Lucy. Let's build a baby. We could make a lovely, lively, little Munchkin! We will name it after Geronimo's best friend Sparky! Cherylm threw a blueprint on the table and began to undress seductively in front of all the OTHER naked people in the room. Then she paused and said, "Isn't this getting a little TOO 'alternative' for a family forum?"

About that time, Elvis shows up. "I'm all shook up...her driving was absolutely, incredibly, fantastic!!!!"

Sarcasm was not something Elvis usually was good at. He was a honest sort of guy, a southern speaking, good looking, straightforward fellow who loved to sing. Sort of sickening to hear nowadays since he's actually dead.

Looking quite alive, Neal started to impersonate The King. Shaking his booty, and singing here comes Santa Claus, suddenly Sparky shouted "HOLD IT, HOLD ~ look @ Cat's new avatar! It's winking at me and the pygmy and I don't condone such behavior. It must stop!" '' I think he's flirting with me !'' Said Dave as he started blushing turning extremely red. Noooooo, the King said, I was (Marcia) not allowed to do that. "Cats don't flirt!!" OK!! sorry 'bout that. Here's some catnip!' "Aaalllriiiiigghhhhhhttttttt," replied Cat, "if you insist. Let's all dance the cha cha slide; Marcia'll teach us!" 'Woohooooo' shouted JohnnyV, 'I'll play washboard", Ally will sing, then we dance!! HAPPY 2008 EVERYONE !!! Breaking open a bottle of cognac; no, no champagne, the party began. "Shake a leg" replied Sparky laughingly..."Oops it fell off into the sea of bubbles What a fairytale...what a crock.

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Late last night, while dancing naked, I got cold feet, so I decided that I needed someone to put on a striped to sock to keep my little pinky warm. I called to find out who was around to perform this task, but everyone was recovering from a whiskey-induced hangover. They seemed extremely annoyed at being awoken, jeering at me when I screamed. "Where's my goat!"

The goat was found, dyed pink, with a frilly hat, and a big smile. Not to mention the giant earring hanging from his cute white ear lobe. I took him inside the goat cheese factory where they proceeded to photograph his brilliant blue eyes. While there I had an urge to sample their soaps and lotions, which, being naked, I smothered all the photographers with my arm pits.

All at once, each photographer fell under a spell, the goat escaped, cheese started melting, and I continued

smearing melted cheese in my hair. The aforementioned soaps were eaten by my hungry boyfriend, Geronimo Von Mellencamp. During that time, Geronimo's wife, Muffy, learned about me and my antics with the elephant and the pygmy, as bubbles erupted in the molten cheese, I screamed " Ilove cheese !! But not in my whiskey sour!" Geronimo's wife immediately grabbed some ice to cool the boiling cheese, forgetting for a moment that the pygmy was standing next in line for his turn to have a nibble.

The pigmy shouted, Hey broad, MOVE. Astonished, Muffy said, KISS MY GOAT!! Geronimo yelled loudly

"I'm blowing bubbles" and everyone dived for cover away from the windows. The bubbles from the boiling cheese smelled like the really dirty, rotten socks you find under the cushions of your brother's hideous, purple chair!! But with a certain sweet smell to drive Tammie wild! An air freshener (subtle mushroom overtones) purchased by Lizzie, over-used by Cat, as her perfume wafted through the asylum's open window. A goblin sniffed Marcia's big toe, acutely aware of the fact that the fumes may unexpectedly ignite. However...the goblin was following a sequential protocol regarding toe sniffing, by sniffing one toe, then writing his impressions down using the pen-name "Marcia della Capra", which means beautiful. Meanwhile, Sparky snickered at the turkey. The *** fool was dancing on the banquet table, loaded with scrumptious food and an unconscious JohnnyV. JohnnyV!!!! said the madly dancing turkey carcass on steroids, Muffy wants you playing the washboard and dancing the Doh-si-Doh so that Tammie and Cat, watched Neal as Marcia dyed his nose hairs blonde.

The doorbell chimed, Neal screamed hideously, golly that hurt! The door creaked, and in walked Cheryl with a rubber leotard on. In her hands was a whip that Lizzie wanted to use on Jerry, aka Fivestring. Ann (eag) was trembling, Ally yelled, "NO, Shane is coming to the rescue!" Shane laughed, mwaawhaha!

"What's going on, here?" cried the jolly green giant. "Where are the tiny green workers? Shane laughed again, this time farting, "they're in Munchkinland, breaking prosthetics, so their short stature would definitely be the model used next.

Glinda's bubble appeared and Marcia's Oz, fainted dead away. Oh, No, No. OH YES, shouted the evil Shane. The great Oz, began to rouse; "What a nightmare!" where's my clothes? A beautiful pair of sapphire sequined work boots appeared in the mist and walked towards Oz, who cringed, "what is happening,who's watching me, where'd Lizzie go? HEY !.... Niiiiicce Boots !!!!!"

Donning the boots, he walked toward the window and clicked his heels three times before he turned into something that resembled the Eiffel tower. He clicked again and turned into a wall painting of a young Elvis Presley. Thrilled with this, he decided to practice his singing of Christmas carols. "It'll be a bbbbbllue Christmas without you, I'll be so bluehoohoohoo...this Christmas." Suddenly, he lost suction. He lost what? (prosthetic to stump) and fell to the floor in a one-legged heap!

"Good grief", said Charlie Brown, "Now what are you planning to do with Snoopy? Where's Red Baron?"

Just then, a wonderful sound was heard coming from the other side of Linus' blanket, "Woo Whoo" cried Pigpen and Lucy. Let's build a baby. We could make a lovely, lively, little Munchkin! We will name it after Geronimo's best friend Sparky! Cherylm threw a blueprint on the table and began to undress seductively in front of all the OTHER naked people in the room. Then she paused and said, "Isn't this getting a little TOO 'alternative' for a family forum?"

About that time, Elvis shows up. "I'm all shook up...her driving was absolutely, incredibly, fantastic!!!!"

Sarcasm was not something Elvis usually was good at. He was a honest sort of guy, a southern speaking, good looking, straightforward fellow who loved to sing. Sort of sickening to hear nowadays since he's actually dead.

Looking quite alive, Neal started to impersonate The King. Shaking his booty, and singing here comes Santa Claus, suddenly Sparky shouted "HOLD IT, HOLD ~ look @ Cat's new avatar! It's winking at me and the pygmy and I don't condone such behavior. It must stop!" '' I think he's flirting with me !'' Said Dave as he started blushing turning extremely red. Noooooo, the King said, I was (Marcia) not allowed to do that. "Cats don't flirt!!" OK!! sorry 'bout that. Here's some catnip!' "Aaalllriiiiigghhhhhhttttttt," replied Cat, "if you insist. Let's all dance the cha cha slide; Marcia'll teach us!" 'Woohooooo' shouted JohnnyV, 'I'll play washboard", Ally will sing, then we dance!! HAPPY 2008 EVERYONE !!! Breaking open a bottle of cognac; no, no champagne, the party began. "Shake a leg" replied Sparky laughingly..."Oops it fell off into the sea of bubbles What a fairytale...what a crock. A crock of

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